What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 00:05
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Make Nazis afraid again!
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
How does a person become transgender?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.